Nowadays, proving your love for the nation has become the new definition of ‘cool’. If your views differ from the so-called-nationalists, they are quick to define you anti-national (read: Kunal Kamra) lol!
But guys, worshipping cows and yelling ‘Bharat Maata Ki Jai’ isn’t something that makes you a true Indian, it is these 8 things/signs that meke you a proud Indian.
So, the next time you get in an argument with a ‘deshbhakt’, show him/her this list:-
1). Your legs and hands start moving automatically the moment you hear ‘Tunak Tunak Tun’ tune.
There is no Indian who hasn’t shaken and twirled his/her ass on the grooving tune of this classic Bhangra pop song by Daler Mehndi.
2) Clapping twice when the hook line of ‘Kuch To Hua Hai’ arrives
Your instincts go crazy after you hear “Kuch To Hua Hai”,claps are bound to happen. Americans got the ‘F.R.I.E.N.D.S’ clap sequence, we got ‘Kal-Ho-Naa-Ho’, Beat that!
3). You eat the corners of the Samosa before eating the rest of it
The crispy corners of Samosa is a common weakness in all Indians.
4). Habitually saying, “Suna” to someone’s “Sun” because Siddhu told us to
And the actual talk comes late after the song is sung.
5). Using the goddamn toothpaste till its soul is lost
We Indians love ‘bachat’, so much so that we squeeze the toothpaste until it begins pleading for death. *evil laugh continues*
6). Old clothes are new to the younger sibling
If you are an Indian and you are a younger sibling, get ready to wear ‘Uttran’ for the rest of your life. LOL!
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